June 2011
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Where've ya been?
Well hello,
It’s been a while, and Laila and I just seem to be working like crazy on other projects. I now write my own blog which is linked on here, www.contemplationsofanobody.com, which has been awesome. School has taken most of our time and with summer here now we intend to be writing more on all projects.
But we have been away for a while, and during this time we’ve grown,...
May 2011
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A Teeth Cleaning To Remember →
April 2011
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Updates →
March 2011
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Through The Looking Glass →
Liquidation Sale!!! All Gallbladders Must GO!!!!! →
July 2010
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Help Stop VP Today!...(Leigh)
The More You Know. do doo do
May 2010
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A Short Story of Real Love... (Leigh)
The More You Know. do doo do
April 2010
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Because You Have To Draw The Line...
The More You Know. do doo do
When Stupid Meets Religion →
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The Poop that Silenced the World (Leigh and Laila)
With Finals dawning upon us Laila and I have been forced to pull all-nighters in order to complete our workload. Last night was just such an occasion so an early breakfast was in order. Upon returning from meal hall I made my way to our residence bathroom. After the entering the facility the foulest stench known to man evaded my nostrils. I quickly entered the only other available stall and...
March 2010
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How To Lose A Guy In One Message....(Leigh)
A while ago a friend of mine had suddenly found herself with an admirer who she wasn’t interested in. Even though she gave him all the signs of not being interested he had taken to writing her random Facebook messages. One night when we’d had a few drinks she began to tell me about them. Upon hearing this news I decided we should write a joke message. Her being slightly intoxicated...
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What Small Feet Determine About Women...(Leigh)
Today I was attending my Macroeconomics class when the guy I sit next to made an observation.
Guy: “Wow you have small feet.”
Me: “Ya I guess compared to you I do.”
Guy: “You know what that means”
Me: “For Guys I do.”
Guy: “Small vagina.”
Me: “ahahaha Oh my”
At this point the other fellow who sits with us decides to...
February 2010
11 posts
Inspirational Profile Pictures (Leigh)
The More You Know. do doo do
Fishville Has No Mercy.
Background information: B is Leigh’s overstepping friend. Although she was able to cut him out of her life, he still feels the need to be inside her. Oh, and he’s a French-Canadian who believes the word “Year” can be used as “Yeah”.
The More You Know. do doo do.
WatchThe More You Know: Now brought to you in moving pictures!
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Valentine’s Day For Both The High And Low...
High Maintenance: Chocolates?! What were you thinking!! OMG you know I’m watching my figure. Do you want me to get FAT! Is this some kind of perverted test you want me to take? God I’m going to text my friends about how abysmal this night has been!
Low Maintenance: Dibs on all the carmel ones! SUCKER! You also have to eat the cherry one!!!
High Maintenance: Really, a...
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He’s Just NOT That Into You.(Leigh)
When you like someone it’s hard to realize that our image of happily ever after will never happen. Sometimes we will overlook damn near ANYTHING to fit our fantasy of a possible relationship. These are 5 signals that I feel really represent “He’s just not that into you”.
He still hasn’t called you back after you slept together last year. He flirts with you on occasion but only seems to...
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Facebook Relationships for Dummies: Laila
1. The Status Change: January 31.
Most people wait a while to take this important step. However, these two were so proud that they had found someone that truly ‘gets’ them (AKA date them), they needed the world to know that someone out there loves them deeply.
2. The Profile Picture: February 2.
Oh look, they’re kissing. Such an original choice in photography not only...
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This is as good as it gets in this town...
Before the Party: Leigh This was it. A real party. Laila and I had been searching for months slowly coming to the conclusion that our university experience would differ from our ideas prior to attending this university. We got our party shoes on and shotgunned a few beers for good luck. While waiting 30 minutes for our taxi, our resident Don offered us a ride. Upon arriving at the party she...
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Now this is a story all about how... (Laila)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: im fine and you?
You: Pretty bad, I'm having an awful day, my lifes got twisted upside down.
Stranger: im sorry to hear that
Stranger: whats going on?
You: Too much haha, where you from?
Stranger: cupertino california
You: Oh really? West Philadelphia born and raised!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so its like what 11?
Stranger: almost tomorrow?
You: Almost, its so nice here.
You: When I was little I used to spend most of my days in the playground, just chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool.
You: Good neighbourhood.
Stranger: oh i see
You: Yeah, but now it's ruined and I have to move away. :(
Stranger: oh to where?
You: To live with my aunt and uncle.
You: There were a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in the neigbourhood.
You: And then today, I got in one little fight my mum got scared, so now I have to move!
You: So lame.
Stranger: oh that sucks
You: She said "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
Stranger: lol
The More You Know. do doo do
The Night Laila Farted.
One Saturday night Leigh and I were faced with no party prospects except for a house party with people we didn’t know. Unsure about this, we pondered for a while, then we heard there was free beer, so a decision was made. However, that story is for another occasion, this is a separate tale. See, at that party there was this one person who was so creepy and pissed me off so much, I decided to...
January 2010
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When Creepy Men Add You On Skype... (Laila)
Creepy Guy: hello
Laila: uh huh
Creepy Guy: salam
Laila: who are you
Creepy Guy: yah you dot know me
Creepy Guy: me too
Laila: that’s weird
Creepy Guy: but
Creepy Guy: if you like to chat
Creepy Guy: then we will kow each other
Laila: not going to lie, randomly adding people is kind of creepy
Laila: just fyi
Creepy Guy: ok sorry i disturb you
Laila: mmk
Laila: no problem, bye
...
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A Flight To Remember~(Leigh)
So there I was waiting in the Calgary Airport. I had a feeling that todays events would be ones I would remember for a while and not for the most likely reason. Yes, I was in fact moving to the other side of the country, but I’d been excited about that for weeks; this feeling was new. I was taking the red eye and I had planned to sleep on the plane. As I slowly made my way on to the plane with...
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I Wish I Was Deaf...(Leigh)
As I arrived at class I accidentally overheard a conversation taking place. I tried to focus my attention elsewhere, but the comments coming out of this girl’s mouth intrigued me the same way watching a female praying mantas rip the head off the male and eat it intrigues you.
Girl: “So I was like at the club this weekend and like these guys just like wouldn’t leave me alone! All my...
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The First Step is Admitting It. →
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Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore...
The Beginning: Leigh An RBL social event was dawning upon us, needless to say, Laila and I weren’t exactly thrilled. As all RBL events go, our gut reaction at being asked to attend is a strong yet firm no. The RBL formal was no exception. The original plan was to skip out on the event and go to some bars, however there was the slight problem of Laila being underage and unable to get her hands on...
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